A4E charges £45 million and uses classes to teach the unemployed how to wash and use toilet paper...you couldn't make it up!

https://tompride.wordpress.com/2013/02/12/a4e-given-over-45-million-of-taxpayers-money-to-give-classes-on-using-toilet-paper/ http://watchinga4e.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/those-tweets.html?spref=tw